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Buying A New Car

There are many things that you must consider when buying a new car. Most will have to do with the car itself such as what model to buy- the options you want to add- and the price of the car. However there is one thing that it always pays to check out first- and that is- who are you buying the car from.

CAR INSURANCE FOR LADY DRIVERS

Car insurance companies prefer lady drivers to their gentlemen counterparts because they are considered as much less risky drivers.It is not that the accident rates of ladies are low. They face as many accidents as males do

AUTO LOAN NEW CAR

Is it time to get a new car? Do you want to purchase a new car to replace your current worn down vehicle? If yes is your answer- then you might want to think about your purchase and getting a loan for your new investment

CAR INSURANCE

America has become a culture of cars-SUV's- minivans and sports coupes. With all this traveling in and out- back and forth around the maze that is the United States infrastructure

NEW CAR LEASING TIPS

If you do have an accident with the outside or the inside of the car - you may have to pay for the cost. You will also only be allowed to put on so many miles in your lease period. This is hard for many people that do drive a lot

Rabu, 19 Oktober 2011

Praktek Jurus Merayu Cewek Dari Email

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Si Asep sedang membaca emailnya, dan ada artikel menarik tentang cara berkenalan dengan (baca: merayu) cewek. Salah satunya adalah dengan memulai perbincangan seperti berikut :

Cowok : "Maaf, mbak. Mbak punya obeng, ngga?"
Cewek : "Ha? Nggak.."
Cowok : "Kalo nomer hp punya kan?"

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Akhirnya, Asep Surasep ingin mencoba "rayuan maut" tersebut.
Dan... Di suatu taman...

Asep : "Maaf, mbak. Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewek : "Punya... Mau yang plus atau minus?"
Asep : "Eh?!?,..ngg..yang minus aja mbak. Kalo palu punya nggak?"
Cewek : "Punya juga.. nih.."
Asep : "(Damn..) ?? Kalo kunci inggris, ada nggak?" (dengan penuh pengharapan agar si cewek menjawab "tidak")
Cewek : "Ooo.. itu juga ada... dari ukuran 10 sampai 20. Mas mau yang mana?"
Asep : "(buset...).. DAAMMMN...!! F&^%**K.... To the point aja deh, mbak. Mbak punya nomer hape nggak?"
Cewek : "Ooo.. ini.. (sambil menyodorkan kartu nama dan brosur Ace hardware). Kalo mas butuh perkakas, hubungi saya aja. Saya kebetulan di bagian sales Ace Hardware, pusat perkakas yang terlengkap. Ace hardware gitu lho!!!..."
Asep : "....nasiiib...." (sambil pergi dengan tertunduk lesu..)
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